Super Junior practically invented their own language,
and since everyone quotes Super Junior’s English all the time,
why not make a running list of all the cracktastic things that come out of their mouths?
THEY'RE SO CUTE :D
"Don't get mi rlong"
"Calm down, calm down!"
"My intentions were good!"
Super Junior: You look like a something!
Foreigner: Yeah.. What?
Kangin: "I don’t easy!" (I'm not easy)
Super Junior: "Obey me."
Foreigner: "Why!"
Super Junior: "Just because"
Eunhyuk: "I collect cars…everyday! Because it’s.. fun!"
Heechul: "Hey! Yo! What’s up! Hey! Yo man!" "Yo touch man!"
Kangin: Do you trust me?
Eunhyuk: Um, no!
Kangin: Do you have money?
Eunhyuk: Money? Who are you?!
Customs officer: Age?
Donghae: B!
*Points at building structure*
Super Junior: Look! Isn’t this great? We made this for you.
Foreigners: ?!
Super Junior describing stockings:
Lady socks.
Many color.
Coffee. Yeah, ok.
Two style. Panty style. Short style.
Sungmin: His foot smell danger! (His foot smells bad)
Shindong: Hi. My name is…DongShin. I like samgyupsal. I’m hungry.
Donghae: Open the door! Open the door pleaj! Pleaj!
Eunhyuk: My hobby is study…Englishee study.
Lee Teuk: Englishee study? Reeree? Oh surprizeu!
Eunhyuk: I like Englishee.
Lee Teuk: You like English? Oh me chuu.
Lee Teuk: Ah, thank you. Hi Krystal, nice to meet you. Uh I’m my name is Eeteuk. Um. My team Super Junior uh I’m leader uh Eeteuk. Teukie Teukie angel. Forget angel uh Eeteuk. Oh Krystal. You Krystal? I’m Angel.
Eunhyuk: Uh uh uh Krystal? I’m crystal! I’m Jewel Guy!
Lee Teuk: Crystal Jewel Guy
Eunhyuk: Yeah I’m Jewel Guy. You and me, same, same, same, same. Oh yeah, yo man.
Foreign guest: You have anything else to say?
Ryeowook: Bye.
Yesung: Follow me, come on?
Foreign guest: Follow you where?
Yesung: Huh?
Eunhyuk: You love me? Um marry me?
Foreign guest: I’m kinda young…
Eunhyuk: Ok…
Hangeng: Don’t eet eeet.
Hangeng: This is…a fry rice.
PD: How do you spell “scene”?
Eunhyuk: S-E-A-N.
PD: No.
Eunhyuk: Wait, wait! S-C-E-A-N.
PD: No
Girl: Super Junior, nice to meet you!
SJ: Hiii!
Girl: Donghae oppa, why is your name Donghae?
Donghae: Yeah~
Girl: Your house is donghae?
Donghae: Yeah~
Girl: East sea?
Donghae: Yeah~ My name is Easteu Sea!
Girl: Why?
Donghae: I don’t knowww~ My grandfather my father, chooseu.
Leeteuk: Nice to meet you
Amber: Nice to meet you too. How are you today?
Leeteuk: Yes…I’m fine…YES, BYE BYE!
Amber: What did you eat today?
Leeteuk: Arigato
Eunhyuk: HAHAHAHA!
Foreigner: You like X-men? (Hollywood movie)
Eunhyuk: I’m not X-man. (Korean variety show)
Eunhyuk DJ-ing: The next song is.. Party in the YOO-S-A! (Party in the USA)
Leeteuk (to Kyuhyun): Why don’t you sing that song from your favorite movie (Alladin)…’Honey World’?
Kyu: Hyung, it’s “A Whole New World”.
OH, from Full House LOL my favorite quote ever
Officer: Is he tall? Or short?
Heechul: Short, short (Eunhyuk, from back room: I’m long!)
HeeChul: Hi. EunHyuk
EunHyuk: Uh. oh Hi!
HeeChul: Nice weather
EunHyuk: Huh? It's raining!
EunHyuk: Do you like rain?
HeeChul: Yes! Do you like too?
EunHyuk: No, I’m not
HeeChul: Ohhh
EunHyuk: Byebye
[HeeChul grabs EunHyuk's hand]
EunHyuk: FRIENDS?!
HeeChul: Nice to meet you…
NichKhun: Nice to meet you
LeeTeuk: Nice to meet you
NichKhun: How are you doing?
LeeTeuk: how whae?
NichKhun: How are you doing?
LeeTeuk: Oh, yess~ Uhm, yes, jump, jump, jump, yes, success, okay? You know?
NichKhun: *flabbergasted* okay…
LeeTeuk: okay, here we go~ Are you ready?
*NichKhun laughs*
Dong Hae : Hi, my name is Aiden Lee and my hob is watching TV, listenin’ music, uhh…and I…shopping.”
(Cr: Iheartkimchi @ wordpress)
Labels: koreanpop, Luoyi, superjunior